Posted by: God Hates Triffids | September 28, 2009

BREAKING NEWS! ONE SHOT CURES FIDDISM!

Breaking news out of Thailand today on the battle against Triffids and their heathen supporters.

Medical experts in Thailand have discovered a cure for the Fid gene which boasts a staggering 100% success rate. Officials are calling it a miracle cure and the public hails it the ONLY successful public option to come out of the current administration.

“I don’t know what took so long to discover this one-shot cure,” said a resident of Oak Park, IL who is concerned over the growing numbers of Triffid Sympathizers in her neighborhood. “All i know is that this is the best thing to come out of Thailand since Tony Jaa.”

Right now the shot is strictly voluntary, though government officials assure us they are working on passing mandatory shots into legislation.

In the meantime anti-fids are encouraged to contact their local congress person to speed up the prcess. The time to act is now!

“The implications of this discovery from Thailand is immense. The shot, we are sure, will work not just on Triffids but also on the rampant homosexual community,” spoke adoctor with with NIH. “This is a guaranteed one-shot cure. How many medical miracles have we seen in one single shot. None. This is science at its most perfect.”

We will keep you updated as more details come in. In the duration we ask that you forward the names of any known Fids to your local government agencies so that we can offer them the shot that will cure them once and for all.

Fids line up for the one-shot cure being administered by a licensed medical professional (Front right)

Fids line up for the one-shot cure being administered by a licensed medical professional (Front right)

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